Thursday, June 30, 2011
Greek Government Agrees They Have To Sell The Acropolis
The cash-strapped Greek government were accused of ‘selling off the family jewels’ today when it emerged that they have hung a huge ‘for sale’ sign on the Acropolis and put it on the market with a number of international estate agents.
Whilst riot police battle protestors on the streets of Athens, Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou defended the move saying ‘don’t blame us, blame the IMF.’
The IMF have defended their position and have argued that the Greek debit is not their fault. But they have admitted that they (the IMF) are quite happy to talk to any interested parties who wish to express any interest in buying this precious wreck
“It’d look great in our garden,” said David Beckham, who immediately declared an interest in buying the monument. Elton John is also rumoured to want it as a guest bathroom whilst Simon Cowell, famous for pioneering afro-greek interiors, said that it would be the ‘perfect place’ for thinking up a new ‘philosophy of pop’.
All parties have expressed a major concern over the costs of removing the dilapidated building.
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Whilst riot police battle protestors on the streets of Athens, Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou defended the move saying ‘don’t blame us, blame the IMF.’
The IMF have defended their position and have argued that the Greek debit is not their fault. But they have admitted that they (the IMF) are quite happy to talk to any interested parties who wish to express any interest in buying this precious wreck
“It’d look great in our garden,” said David Beckham, who immediately declared an interest in buying the monument. Elton John is also rumoured to want it as a guest bathroom whilst Simon Cowell, famous for pioneering afro-greek interiors, said that it would be the ‘perfect place’ for thinking up a new ‘philosophy of pop’.
All parties have expressed a major concern over the costs of removing the dilapidated building.
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Would You Drink Apple Flavoured Horse Semen?
A bar in New Zealand has introduced a new stomach-churning addition to its drinks menu - apple flavoured horse semen.
The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 - and apparently it's going down a treat with regulars.
The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.
Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.
He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.
He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge
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The Green Man Pub in Wellington offers the 30ml shots for a princely sum of £12 - and apparently it's going down a treat with regulars.
The gastro-pub serves the drink chilled fresh from a Christchurch stallion farm and each shot contains about 300 million individual horse sperm cells.
Green Man pub co-owner Steven Drummond is to blame for the grimace-inducing drink, which he explained is knocked back by both male and female customers.
He advises his customers to shoot the sticky horse semen back in one gulp rather than attempt to sip the bizarre concoction.
He came up with the idea when trying to invent a new drink to spice-up a local food challenge
Via
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Latest Wimbledon Tennis News
The balls were out at Wimbledon last night when a disgruntled employee turned his line marking skills against his bosses and vandalised Centre Court.
Geoff Davies, 37, worked in the maintenance department of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club which host the Wimbledon Championship and are rushing to get ready for the start of the tournament on Monday.
Though already sacked for insubordination after calling officials ‘a bunch of pricks’, a more senior maintenance officer saw Davies walking across the forecourt and, unaware of the disciplinary action, ordered him to return to Centre Court and ‘get started with the line marking machine’.
It was then that Davies left his parting message to the Wimbledon authorities.
While it remains unclear as to whether charges will be bought against him, Davies remains defiant.
“I only wish I’d had more time,” he said today from his home in Maidstone, Kent. “I’d have added a bit more detail to the shaft.”
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Geoff Davies, 37, worked in the maintenance department of the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club which host the Wimbledon Championship and are rushing to get ready for the start of the tournament on Monday.
Though already sacked for insubordination after calling officials ‘a bunch of pricks’, a more senior maintenance officer saw Davies walking across the forecourt and, unaware of the disciplinary action, ordered him to return to Centre Court and ‘get started with the line marking machine’.
It was then that Davies left his parting message to the Wimbledon authorities.
While it remains unclear as to whether charges will be bought against him, Davies remains defiant.
“I only wish I’d had more time,” he said today from his home in Maidstone, Kent. “I’d have added a bit more detail to the shaft.”
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Monday, June 20, 2011
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