Monday, February 28, 2011

Hong Kong Launches its First Nude Cooking Show

Flora Cheung, a model with no formal culinary training, is the sizzlin' host of Naked Chef (not to be confused with Jamie Oliver's old series), which debuts on adult channels in Hong Kong this month. In each 30-minute episode, she picks out ingredients from the city's famous wet markets, fully dressed. When she gets into the kitchen, she strips down to her birthday suit, slips on a see-through apron (for splash-protection, I presume) and cooks up dishes like fried vermicelli and ox-tongue and wine sauce.

Charlie Sheen

Predator: The Musical

New Daz Washing Powder ...

Sex Machines From Household Objects



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Baby Disposal



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Voice Recognition Elevator

Smile!


Relationships ...


The Weekend Is Over


Dear Monday


Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Drowning Machine

Facebook Will End On March 15th



PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in March. Managing the site has become too stressful.

“Facebook has gotten out of control,” said Zuckerberg in a press conference outside his Palo Alto office, “and the stress of managing this company has ruined my life. I need to put an end to all the madness.”

Zuckerberg went on to explain that starting March 15th, users will no longer be able to access their Facebook accounts.

“After March 15th the whole website shuts down,” said Avrat Humarthi, Vice President of Technical Affairs at Facebook. “So if you ever want to see your pictures again, I recommend you take them off the internet. You won’t be able to get them back after Facebook goes out of business.”

Zuckerberg said the decision to shut down Facebook was difficult, but that he does not think people will be upset.

“I personally don’t think it’s a big deal,” he said in a private phone interview. “And to be honest, I think it’s for the better. Without Facebook, people will have to go outside and make real friends. That’s always a good thing.”

Some Facebook users were furious upon hearing the shocking news.

“What am I going to do without Facebook?” said Denise Bradshaw, a high school student from Indiana. “My life revolves around it. I’m on Facebook at least 10 hours a day. Now what am I going to do with all that free time?”

However, parents across the country have been experiencing a long anticipated sense of relief.

“I’m glad the Facebook nightmare is over,” said Jon Guttari, a single parent from Detroit. “Now my teenager’s face won’t be glued to a computer screen all day. Maybe I can even have a conversation with her.”

Those in the financial industry are criticizing Zuckerberg for walking away from a multibillion dollar franchise. Facebook is currently ranked as one of the wealthiest businesses in the world, with economists estimating its value at around 7.9 billion.

But Zuckerberg remains unruffled by these accusations. He said he will stand by his decision to give Facebook the axe. “I don’t care about the money,” said Zuckerberg. “I just want my old life back.”

The Facebook Corporation suggests that users remove all of their personal information from the website before March 15th. After that date, all photos, notes, links, and videos will be permanently erased.

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Photo Bombed


Chuck Norris Toilet Paper

Jet Powered Mini Cooper

WTF Japan Seriously!? Egg Yolk Kissing

Raptor Thinks


Problem Solved


Best Men's Bathroom Redesign Ever

Woman Goes Berserk Over Tow Truck Bill

News camera rolls in a towing shop where a mentally unstable woman is presented with a $200 towing bill. Let's watch the spectacular meltdown

Alien Spaceships To Attack Earth In 2011



Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict they will arrive in early 2011. UFO encounters continue to increase – as documented on WWN. And today scientists at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, made a major announcement:

“Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter. Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by early 2011,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.

The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit – sometime in April of 2011. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event.

SETI researchers have spent fifty years monitoring space. Professor Malley said that they have conclusively proven that “we are just newcomers in this huge and unexplored world. Many believe that there are many other civilizations in space beside our own civilization.”

Wikileaks recenlty released many classified documents that prove that NASA and high-level U.S. official are aware of the three spaceships and are making plans to battle the spaceships. They have been concealing information from the U.S. public for decades. Wikileaks also confirms that the UFO sightings over the last three months prove that the alien invasions (long predicted by SETI) has begun. The three spaceships will mark the official beginning of the alien invasion.

Malley said that recently a Chinese official, Mao Kan, had obtained over than 1,000 secret NASA photographs depicting not only human footprints, but even a human carcass on the surface of the Moon. Some of the bones in the carcass were missing, the official said. The human corpse must have been dropped on the Moon from an alien spaceship, whereas the extraterrestrials kept some tissue samples for research.

Dr. Ken Johnston, former Manager of the Data and Photo Control Department at NASA’s Lunar Receiving Laboratory, said that US astronauts had found and photographed ancient ruins of artificial origin on the Moon. US astronauts had seen large unknown mechanisms on the Moon.

Both Johnston and Mao Kan agree that the alien spaceships are heading for Earth.

Beginning in March of 2011 the U.N. will begin preparing citizens of the world for the attack of the three spaceships – which are believed to come from Planet Zeeba.

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Testing A 40mm Riot Grenade Launcher

If there's one thing you can say of American soldiers it's that they've really embraced the medium of Internet video.

This latest installment of the American Armies Home Video Show highlights some troops "testing" a 40mm grenade launcher, which is firing a riot-suppressing bean bag.

Now when I say testing I obviously don't mean shooting it at some wooden targets with angry little men painted on them, I mean they're going to shoot it at one of their own -- who has kindly (for kindly read: moronically) volunteered to take a shot to the guts.

How To Twirl Your Tassels

Wanna learn how to properly twirl your nipple tassels like a pro? Just follow these instructions.

Avoid This Restaurant At All Costs

How Not To Take A Free Kick

Doggie Style


Epic ...

320,000 Firecrackers

Rub A Dub Tub

Kung Fu Shot Fail

Friday, February 18, 2011

Amazing Water Trick

I'm Not Arguing

Scalped

That Worked Well

Real Life Mario Kart

Amazing 175ft Ice Hockey Shot

Richard Marsh, an ice hockey fan who made an amazing shot for charity has been told they will not get the cash $50,000, because the insurance company Indiana Ice deemed the shot illegal.



Before the shot Richard was asked what he'd do with the cash if he made the seemingly impossible shot - knocking a 3-inch puck 175ft into a hole just over 3-inch wide - he said he'd give it to the St. Vincent Heart Center.

And then Richard stepped up, took the shot and remarkably got it in - much to the shock of watching fans, officials… and of course the insurance firm, Indiana Ice, responsible for the payout.

Indiana Ice have now said the charity will not get the money because Marsh had his foot over the line when he made the shot -- like a 174ft shot is that much easier.
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