Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Beauty Of Pixar

HP Computers Are Racist

How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

How To Make Colourful Smoke Bombs

Giant Caterpillar Found


Thursday, December 23, 2010

My Christmas Shopping Revenge



I finally got my own back on my wife for Christmas shopping today!

I took her into 8 different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the 1st one and bought a pint.

The Usual Suspects


Modern Day Santa

Monday, December 20, 2010

Santa's Revenge

A disgruntled employee, fired by Harrods of London from his job as Father Christmas, took his revenge in spectacular style.

Gaining access to a maintenance control room, Lloyd Hudson, 35, from Ilford, Essex, was able to locate the chart and corresponding switches for Harrods’ 10,000 external lights.




Barracading himself in, Hudson disabled the correct lights until he could spell out his feelings to Harrods bosses and Christmas shoppers alike. He was removed by security guards after an hour-long stand-off, then handed over to police.

“He had drunk the best part of two bottles of whisky,” said a spokesperson for the iconic London store, “and it’s that kind of behaviour that got him the sack in the first place.” Hudson has since been released on police bail.

It's Cool

Guitar Heroine



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Anarchy In The UK


Fuck Monday!


Christianity ...


You Want One Too?


I Am The Almighty!


Pope Or Not ...


Monday Coffee


Everybody Chill

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Largebaps Conundrum For Countdown



Given some of the profanicty filled shows on TV, the word 'largebaps' seems fairly innocent -- but that's not the case for the UK Channel 4 afternoon TV show, Countdown.

Yesterday viewers were stunned when the final conundrum was revealed to be an anagram of the letters L-A-R-G-E-B-A-P-S. But both contestants on the quiz managed to control themselves as they worked out the correct solution.

Can you guess the correct answer?? Yes / No, then watch the video below to see if you are correct



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The Painters And Decoraters Are In!!


Weird Shit


What The Fuck?




A Letterbox?


I Wanna Be Her Friend


Friday, December 10, 2010

Graeme McDowell, 2010 - Just A Dream?

Grandpa ...

A Merry Spliffmas

A German man's plans for a merry spliffmas were scuppered after police discovered a large cannabis plant he had decorated like a Christmas tree, complete with tinsel and twinkling fairy lights.



Christmas is often thought of as a time to relax, but this German reveller took things a little too far.

In a rather tongue-in-cheek press release entitled ‘All you need is love or how a hippie celebrates Christmas’, police said: ‘When asked, the hashish fan told the perplexed officers that he had intended to add more decorations to the 'tree' and place presents under it, according to tradition.’

The two-metre high marijuana plant was seized during a drug raid in Koblenz along with another 150 grams of home-grown pot. The man was released but will now face charges of drug possession.

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Ssssh Dont Tell The Kids


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