Friday, November 26, 2010

The Portable North Pole Console (PNP) And The Magic It Brings For Everyone Who Loves Santa Claus And Christmas

Santa Claus and his amazing PNP console will be online during the entire holiday season. With just a few clicks, this technological marvel will let your loved ones receive a personal message from Santa Claus, sent directly from his village in the North Pole.



Santa has embraced the 21st century and created the Portable North Pole so he can communicate with us from afar.

This site will ask you a number of questions about your child (name, age, favourite toy, how they’ve been good – the usual Santa-style questions) and ask you to upload a photo of them. Then the site will create a personalised video message for your son or daughter, incorporating the answers to the questions and their picture. The end result is amazing.

Rediscover Christmas with this immersive and unique experience that brings the holiday magic back to life.

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Superstructure ...

An Irish Drinking Song

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

Gillian McKeith Faints On Live TV Today

Over 50's Striptease

Flush Tracker - Follow Your Poo

Have you ever wondered where your poo goes once you flush the toilet? Now, thanks to the wonders of the internet, you can find out, with the new site Flush Tracker.



Flush Tracker allows you to enter the time and location of your most recent toilet visit, and uses Google Maps to let you track your faeces as they make their way through your local sewers - with the path the poo has traced highlighted in neon blue, like a kind of scat-fetishist version of Tron.

The site, created by toilet cleansers Domestos, actually has a serious purpose - it's in support of today's World Toilet Day, highlighting the fact that 2.5billion people around the world don't have access to proper toilets or sewerage.

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Saturday, November 13, 2010

Not Beer, OK It Will Do

Australian Rugby Player Quits Team After Sex Act With Dog

A star Australian rugby league player has quit after a photograph of him performing a sex act with a dog was distributed on the Internet.

Joel Monaghan played with the Canberra Raiders in Australia's National Rugby League, the highest level of professional rugby in the world -- a league as popular in parts of Australia as the NFL is in the United States.



Monaghan was attending an end-of-season house party with up to 30 Canberra players and friends when someone snapped a photo of the star player with a teammate's Labrador dog.

The image was later distributed on the micro-blogging service Twitter before making its way to the media. One week after the picture surfaced -- greeted by widespread shock and condemnation -- the 28-year-old player announced he had asked that his approximately £150,000 per year contract with Canberra be cancelled.

"I accept total responsibility for what happened," Monaghan said. "It was a moment of madness, and while it was totally out of character, I have to cop the consequences. I'm disappointed that the photo was distributed, but I should never have put myself in that situation. It's something I will have to live with for the rest of my life."

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Busted

Watching TV

The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.

I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook."

She said, "You watch porn."


Bitch.

David Thorne On Chatroulette

The problem with Chatroulette and other video based communication is the fact that people can see you. This means that I would have to shower, shave and wear something nice before going online. As it takes me at least four hours just to do my hair, this is simply not practical. I generally write in track suit pants and t-shirt while eating pizza, which would be unfair to the other parties to have to view.

Having heard a lot about Chatroulette, I decided to have a look. For every ten video connections, eight of them were fat people playing with their penis. Apart from a couple of interesting people I met, it was possibly the most pointless website I have ever been on. Just don't even bother.















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