My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.
She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.
She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.
"Your choice," she says. "Pink or brown."
I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"
Stupid cow.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
You Know It’s Time To Stop Driving When…
Police in Philadelphia, USA, want to speak with an elderly woman who took her Buick Century station wagon the wrong way down Interstate 95 Thursday at 50mph, causing four separate accidents. Here’s amazing video of it actually happening.
A driver on the proper southbound side of I-95 managed to film the woman, saying at one point she tried to waive him off and scuffed the concrete barricades with her faux wood paneling twice without stopping. No one was injured in the other accidents.
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A driver on the proper southbound side of I-95 managed to film the woman, saying at one point she tried to waive him off and scuffed the concrete barricades with her faux wood paneling twice without stopping. No one was injured in the other accidents.
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Laptops With WiFi Cause Sperm Damage?
As little as four hours of exposure to laptops with WiFi can damage sperm, according to a recent study by the American Society for Reproduction in Denver.
"This is the first scientific study showing that a laptop computer connected by WiFi may damage DNA and decrease sperm motility," Conrado Avendano, Research Director at the Nascentis Reproductive Medical Center in Argentina, stated in a news release Wednesday.
Avendano says if men are trying to have children, they should not work with a WiFi-enabled laptop near their lap, or should instead connect to the Internet using cables. The issue, Avendano says, is the microwave radiation.
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"This is the first scientific study showing that a laptop computer connected by WiFi may damage DNA and decrease sperm motility," Conrado Avendano, Research Director at the Nascentis Reproductive Medical Center in Argentina, stated in a news release Wednesday.
Avendano says if men are trying to have children, they should not work with a WiFi-enabled laptop near their lap, or should instead connect to the Internet using cables. The issue, Avendano says, is the microwave radiation.
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
Tattoo Lover Inks His Eyeballs
Where does a tattoo enthusiast look when he runs out of skin? For Matt Gone, the answer was obvious.
Gone -- who estimates he has covered more than 98 percent of his body with ink -- recently tattooed his own eyeballs.
The Portland, Ore., resident started getting tattoos about 20 years ago to mask birth defects that left him with some undeveloped muscles. Since then, he's adorned his body with elaborate images and a unique checkerboard design.
But his latest tattoos are certainly his most eye-catching. "I picked different colours cause I like mutations because I have birth defects," said Gone, who injected blue ink into his left eye and blue and green ink into his right.
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World's Fastest Beer Drinker?
Zhang Fengzhong is able to drink 640ml (1.3 pints) of beer in just 3.17 seconds.
The 41-year-old government official from Huludao in northeastern China's Liaoning Province is now listed in the Jinisi book, China's version of the Guinness World Records, and is also hoping to be recognised by Guinness.
As well as his beer drinking record, Fengzhong also holds the record of drinking a 1.2 litre carton of milk in just 7 seconds.
Fengzhong regularly travels the country attending different drinking competitions.
Speaking about his talent he said: 'This is mainly personal talent, plus some training. I urge others not to mimic my stunt.'
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Art of Kinetik Hedonist Yacht
Hedonist embodies the very soul of Art of Kinetik. Combining levels of refinement and comfort with daring looks and matchless performance, this 63 foot yacht epitomizes the genre. It’s solid mahogany hull and Rolls Royce water jets combine to deliver an unusually smooth ride even at the top speed of 40 knots. Naturally, aesthetics is in every detail: no screws are visible at any point and nor is any plastic
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Friday, October 22, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Motorcycle Cop Has Lucky Escape
Incredible video out of Lima, Peru, where an 18-wheeler slammed into a police officer on her motorcycle. Even more incredibly, she survived.
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