Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
A Picture Of The Perfect Man
Did you really think there was one ???
My wife tells me that this is actually a work of fiction !!!!
White Van Man Satnav Mountain Rescue
When the satnav in Robert Ziegler’s van told him to follow the road, he took it at its word.
By the time it said ‘turn around’, his fate was sealed. The 37-year-old was stuck up a mountain footpath. ‘I kept hoping each little turn would get me back to the main road,’ he said. ‘In the end, it told me to turn around but, of course, I couldn’t by then.’
A helicopter was called in to carry the van and its driver to safety off the peak in Bergün, Switzerland.
By the time it said ‘turn around’, his fate was sealed. The 37-year-old was stuck up a mountain footpath. ‘I kept hoping each little turn would get me back to the main road,’ he said. ‘In the end, it told me to turn around but, of course, I couldn’t by then.’
A helicopter was called in to carry the van and its driver to safety off the peak in Bergün, Switzerland.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Size Does Matter - Latest Sex Report
Fat is fun! At least, that's the word from Turkey this month. Researchers at Erciyes University in Kayseri have just completed a year long study correlating body mass index (BMI) and male sexual performance. Their findings: Men with excess body fat last longer in bed. In fact, heavier men were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slender men could count themselves lucky if they held on for a mere 108 seconds.
The reason? Female hormones. Men with excess fat showed higher levels of the female estradiol sex hormone. This substance apparently disrupted their bodies natural "male" neurotransmitter chemicals and slowed their progression towards orgasm.
Read the full article here
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
Public Warning
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.
Understanding Man Talk
'I'M GOING FISHING' Means: 'I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.'
'IT'S A GUY THING' Means: 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
'CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?' Means: 'Why isn't dinner already on the table?'
'UH HUH,' 'SURE, HONEY,' OR 'YES, DEAR...' Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN' Means: 'I have no idea how it works.'
'I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.' Means: 'I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra?'
'TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.' Means: 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.'
'THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.' Means: 'Are you still talking’
'IT'S A GUY THING' Means: 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
'CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?' Means: 'Why isn't dinner already on the table?'
'UH HUH,' 'SURE, HONEY,' OR 'YES, DEAR...' Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN' Means: 'I have no idea how it works.'
'I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.' Means: 'I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra?'
'TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD.' Means: 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.'
'THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.' Means: 'Are you still talking’
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