Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Twisting Your Melons


You Say Tomato


Something Odd Here


Hey, Kids, Wait Up ...


Err No You Can't

Mobiles Have More Bacteria Than Toilets



The typical mobile phone can harbour up to 18 times more bacteria than the average toilet handle, it has been found.

Hygiene experts working for consumer guide Which? tested a selection of 30 mobile phones to see how dirty they were.

They found seven were covered in high levels of environmental bacteria which could act as a breeding ground for other bugs.

One of the seven was even (rather worryingly) harbouring faecal coliforms and could have given any user a serious stomach upset.

The findings suggest 15 million mobiles in the UK today could be potential health hazards… something to think about next time someone hands you their phone to look at a photo.

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How To Spot A Chronic Masturbator


Betcha You Thought Chickens Only Ate Grain?

Would suggest turning down the volume before watching coz the soundtrack is rather naff and annoying!!!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Stupid Vegetarian

Can You Solve Einstein's Intelligence Quiz?

Einstein wrote this quiz last century. He said that 98% of the people in the world cannot solve the quiz.

* There are 5 houses in 5 different colors
* In each house lives a person with a different nationality
* These 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet
* No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same drink.

Here's the question: Who owns the fish?

1. The Brit lives in a red house
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets
3. The Dane drinks tea
4. The green house is on the left of the white house
5. The green house owner drinks coffee
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
8. The man living in the house right in the middle drinks milk
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house
10. The man who smokes Blend lives next door to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next door to the man who smokes Dunhill
12. The owner who smokes Blue Master drinks beer
13. The German smokes Prince
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water

With these 15 clues the problem is solvable.

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Best Ebay Ad Ever



Read the full description here

Kylie's Badly Placed Mic


Man Or Woman, You Decide!!!


Responsible Drinking ...


Oh That's So Cute (Not)


You Will Be Going To Hell

Having A Whale Of a Time



A couple out on a quiet boating trip off the coast of South Africa got the shock of their lives when they were suddenly joined on deck by a 40-ton southern right whale.

Terrified Ralph Mothes, 59, and Paloma Werner, 50, were helpless as it thrashed around on the ten-metre vessel, before slipping back into the sea off Cape Town.

The shaken couple used their engine to get back to shore. Paloma said yesterday: "It really was quite incredible - but very scary."

A tourist from Botswana who was aboard a nearby sightseeing boat captured the before and after shot.

Oh So True


A Dirty Mind ...

Falling In Love



A couple having an affair were injured when they fell from a flat window during a secret sex session. The cheating pair ended up naked on the pavement after plunging from the first floor flat in the German city of Lubeck.

Neighbours said the couple often met at the apartment for covert romps. One said: "We didn't see them but we could hear them."

Cops said the pair were engrossed in their lovemaking on the windowsill when the woman toppled backwards out of the open window taking her partner with her.

But incredibly — despite being discovered naked together on the pavement — the woman insisted they were NOT making love and were just "messing around". She said: "We weren't having sex, we were just mucking about. I don't remember anything about the fall at all."

The lovers were both left with broken bones and head and face injuries after the fall yesterday. The man has been kept in hospital for observation.

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