Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Am I Stoned Or Is he ?


Oh Fuck I Got Stoned Again


Wanna See My Puppy???


Favouritism ...

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Yeah Right, I Dont Think So!!!


Dad Needs Sex To Live

An Honest Example Of Marriage

Husband: Hi honey, I invited a good friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Husband: I know all that darling.

Wife: Then why did you invite your friend back?

Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

1950's Brothel Prices



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Two Girls, One Cup ...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

World Water Ski Record Smashed



A sports club has set a new world record — by squeezing 114 water skiers behind a single boat for over a single mile.

The Horsehead Water Ski Club in Australia smashed the previous record of 100 which dates back to 1986.

Greg Hind from Guinness World Records said: "Conditions were fantastic, the water was nearly glass, which on a bay of this size is absolutely unbelievable.

Be Polite


Beer Cures ...


A Fact Of Life


Hey Dude ...


Potheads


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Large Mysterious Fish Eats A Duck!

So How Does That Work Then ?

Great Headline

Woman Banned From Every Bar In The UK



A woman has become the first person to be banned from buying or drinking alcohol anywhere in England and Wales.

Laura Hall, 20, was issued with a Drinking Banning Order - nicknamed Booze Asbos - which bars her from entering any pub, club, off-licence or bar.

The two-year order also bans Hall from buying alcohol at any other establishment or shop, carrying it in an unsealed container or drinking it in a public place.

Police applied to magistrates after Hall was convicted of breaching an Asbo imposed for drink-related anti-social behaviour.

She has been convicted of a series of public order offences, and had flouted bans from pubs and clubs through local Pub-Watch schemes in her home town of Bromsgrove, Worcestershire.

Kidderminster Magistrates' Court heard yesterday that Hall faces a £2,500 fine if she breaks the conditions of the order.

Sergeant David Roberts, of West Mercia Police, said: 'There have been some Drinking Banning Orders issued already but this is the first to be issued on a nationwide basis

Crazy Wheels

Purple Power


I Wont Be Drinking There


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