Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Amazing One-Legged Golfer
Manuel de los Santos may not be a household name - but he is set to take the golf world by storm.
Dominican Republic-born star, 25, is taking part in the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship this week and is likely to be centre of attention.
That is because De los Santos has just one leg after his left one was amputated. He was hit by the vehicle when he was only 18 but has overcome his trauma to shine in the sporting world.
De los Santos opted against using a prosthetic limb and instead moves around the course on crutches. Instead he has relied on his balance and perfect swing to achieve a handicap of just three.
He will join stars of the game including Padraig Harrington and Ernie Els during the tournament which starts at St. Andrews and also takes in two other Scottish courses, Carnoustie and Kingsbarns.
'When I'm here on the golf course, I don't think I have a problem,' he said. 'I forget everything. I want to show the world I love this game.'
De los Santos was a promising baseball star in his teenage years and came close to joining Major League side Toronto Blue Jays before his accident.
Dominican Republic-born star, 25, is taking part in the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship this week and is likely to be centre of attention.
That is because De los Santos has just one leg after his left one was amputated. He was hit by the vehicle when he was only 18 but has overcome his trauma to shine in the sporting world.
De los Santos opted against using a prosthetic limb and instead moves around the course on crutches. Instead he has relied on his balance and perfect swing to achieve a handicap of just three.
He will join stars of the game including Padraig Harrington and Ernie Els during the tournament which starts at St. Andrews and also takes in two other Scottish courses, Carnoustie and Kingsbarns.
'When I'm here on the golf course, I don't think I have a problem,' he said. 'I forget everything. I want to show the world I love this game.'
De los Santos was a promising baseball star in his teenage years and came close to joining Major League side Toronto Blue Jays before his accident.
For Sale - Traditional Fisherman's Cottage
Prospective buyers have flocked to view the three-bedroom property on the market for £247,000, described as an "exceptional" detached property set in half an acre of private land.
The cottage — which also boasts a conservatory, loft room, garage and off-road parking — is located in the picturesque Dungeness National Nature Reserve in Romney Marsh, Kent.
But agents have failed to mention one significant factor about its setting — the property is directly overshadowed by TWO enormous nuclear power stations.
And cleverly angled photographs of the 1930s house - which is being sold by Geering & Colyer Estate Agents - cut out the looming eyesores entirely.
Snaps on the estate agent's website show the side of the cottage, inside the bedrooms and living room - but completely ignore the menacing Dungeness A or Dungeness B power stations.
The agents selling the cottage, argued that everywhere in the town was 'near' the plant and that buyers could view the area on Google Earth.
See the sale listing here
If Carlsberg made Girlfriends
If Carlsberg made girlfriends here’s a few things they’d say (probably)…
1. That fart was great! do another.
2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink?
3. No thats ok, you drink beer and watch porn. I’ll do the washing up.
4. Of course I swallow, I love it!
5. Just for a change, put it in my a**.
6. I’m bored, lets shave my p***y.
7. How about you get that girl from work to join us?
8. Marriage? no way!!!
Sadly, Carlsberg don’t do girlfriends…
What do you see in this picture?
So what did you first see in this picture? If you still don’t understand, the answer is after the image.
Hint: Look at the camera strap.
Well, this is just the shoulder or rather the fold of the armpit of the blonde holding the camera that makes us believe in something else because of the girl behind her.
If you saw a normal picture of three girls, that’s fine, if you saw something else in the pic, then you’re just a little pervert!
I admit it… I’m a perv. I saw the butt crack.
Via
Hint: Look at the camera strap.
Well, this is just the shoulder or rather the fold of the armpit of the blonde holding the camera that makes us believe in something else because of the girl behind her.
If you saw a normal picture of three girls, that’s fine, if you saw something else in the pic, then you’re just a little pervert!
I admit it… I’m a perv. I saw the butt crack.
Via
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Search For The Perfect Girlfriend
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
Wipe your Butt
I'll admit, I'm just learning this stuff myself, but you've really got to wipe up after you go number two!
Bargain Wedding bought on eBay!
With a typical wedding costing upwards of £19,000, money-savvy couples often head to eBay to find bargain dresses, suits and the like.
But one bride and groom were able to bag an entire reception at their dream venue on the online auction site for just £51.
Colette Palin was the highest bidder for the wedding package, which was put on the site following a last-minute cancellation.
The deal at Buckatree Hall, near Telford, Shropshire, included a champagne reception, a sit-down three-course meal plus wine for 35 and a 50-person evening buffet.
Miss Palin, 25, who wed Lee Clark on Friday 25th September, said: 'We heard about the auction and we thought we would see if we could strike lucky.
'I bid £51 and thought no more about it because I just thought I wouldn't stand a chance of winning.
'When I got a call to say I had won I couldn't believe it.'
But one bride and groom were able to bag an entire reception at their dream venue on the online auction site for just £51.
Colette Palin was the highest bidder for the wedding package, which was put on the site following a last-minute cancellation.
The deal at Buckatree Hall, near Telford, Shropshire, included a champagne reception, a sit-down three-course meal plus wine for 35 and a 50-person evening buffet.
Miss Palin, 25, who wed Lee Clark on Friday 25th September, said: 'We heard about the auction and we thought we would see if we could strike lucky.
'I bid £51 and thought no more about it because I just thought I wouldn't stand a chance of winning.
'When I got a call to say I had won I couldn't believe it.'
Bring On the Boobs!!!!
Good news! A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.
This means I must be the fittest person in the world !!!!
The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.
Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.
This means I must be the fittest person in the world !!!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Bewarned - DIY Store Scam
I’m not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call on yesterday.
I walked into my local DIY store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a blue shirt with a orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and knocked him out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
So be careful out there
Via
The Coolest Chair Ever ....
You've never watched TV until you've watched it from a chair sporting a tailpipe and flame paint.
This motorcycle chair, £4,500 ($6,950), is the custom work of First Impressions. You might not know the company, but they've created the custom home theaters of celebrities like Don Johnson, Chris Kirkpatrick, Michael Winslow and Vanilla Ice—to name a few.
They're also responsible for the home theaters in both Graceland and Neverland.
More than an average La-Z-Boy, this bad boy features headlights, taillights, sideview mirrors and flames. But the best part? When you kick out the footrest, speakers in the chair go vroom for like 10 seconds. It's immeasurably manly.
If one chair isn't enough, they'll build your fantasy theme home theater from nothing but your and their imaginations, starting at £90,000 ($150,000).
Via
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Things You Don’t Want To Hear At The Tattoo Parlor
* Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.
* We’re all out of red, so I used pink.
* There are 2 Os in Bob, right?
* Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy.
* That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie.
* Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups.
* Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.
* I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.
* The flag’s all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.
* Oops….
* We’re all out of red, so I used pink.
* There are 2 Os in Bob, right?
* Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy.
* That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie.
* Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups.
* Anything else you want to say? You’ve got plenty of room back here.
* I’ll bet you can’t tell I’ve never done this before.
* The flag’s all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.
* Oops….
Mayor Eric Brewer dressed in Drag
I really hope Gordon Brown doesnt try this (Please, please keep it in America)
Photos of East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer dressed in drag and posing in sexy (MySpace-like) positions have surfaced just days before the primary election.
Brewer will not confirm or deny whether the photos are of him.
He told reporters, “Are you all part of the Eric Brewer for governor campaign? You need a sex scandal if you want to get to the next level.”
Mind you, you have to admire his desire to get elected.
With his skin tone he should have at least gone for Ivory !!!
Photos of East Cleveland Mayor Eric Brewer dressed in drag and posing in sexy (MySpace-like) positions have surfaced just days before the primary election.
Brewer will not confirm or deny whether the photos are of him.
He told reporters, “Are you all part of the Eric Brewer for governor campaign? You need a sex scandal if you want to get to the next level.”
Mind you, you have to admire his desire to get elected.
With his skin tone he should have at least gone for Ivory !!!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Weights Cut From Man's Genitals
QUICK-THINKING firefighters fired up a surgical saw to cut free a bodybuilder who got his WILLY stuck in a DUMBBELL.
The dopey US muscleman, aged in his 50s, thought he could make his member bigger by placing it through the hole of a dumbbell ring fastener.
But when the inch-thick piece of metal clamped on his manhood, it swelled up badly and worried pals rushed him to hospital.
Doctors at the Hoag Memorial Hospital, in Newport Beach, LA, soon realised it was an emergency and called in the local fire sevice to help.
It took two hours to cut through the dangerous dumbbell ring and the electric saw sent sparks flying across the room.
Fire Chief Scott Broussard, of the Costa Mesa fire service, said: "They slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn't hit his thing."
Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, added that the man's blackened manhood remained fully intact.
Christian Wives set up Sex Wesbite
A website called Christian Nymphos has been set up by a group of wives to encourage young women to embrace intimacy in their marriages.
The site dispenses advice on how couples can spice up their love life without breaking God's laws. Suggestions for new sexual positions, scenarios and games are published alongside to links to Bible study websites.
"God wants us to be madly in love with our husbands," wrote the anonymous women behind the site. "He wants us to keep that fire burning in our marriage beds."
Of the website's provocative name, they add: "The word Nympho has a negative connotation for some. It doesn't have to stay this way."
Although the tone of discussion can be explicit - oral sex, orgasms and sex aides are frequently discussed - the moral message is still strong.
Sex outside of marriage is forbidden, masturbation is frowned upon, and erotica is only acceptable if the characters are married.
Visit the site here
The site dispenses advice on how couples can spice up their love life without breaking God's laws. Suggestions for new sexual positions, scenarios and games are published alongside to links to Bible study websites.
"God wants us to be madly in love with our husbands," wrote the anonymous women behind the site. "He wants us to keep that fire burning in our marriage beds."
Of the website's provocative name, they add: "The word Nympho has a negative connotation for some. It doesn't have to stay this way."
Although the tone of discussion can be explicit - oral sex, orgasms and sex aides are frequently discussed - the moral message is still strong.
Sex outside of marriage is forbidden, masturbation is frowned upon, and erotica is only acceptable if the characters are married.
Visit the site here
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Daring Helicopter Heist
Masked gunmen used a stolen helicopter and explosives to engineer a spectacular raid on a cash depot in Stockholm yesterday, breaking into the building through the roof and flying off with bags of cash, police and officials said.
The daring pre-dawn heist stunned police in the Swedish capital, who were unable to deploy their own helicopters to the scene because suspected explosives had been placed at their hangar.
The security company that owns the facility, G4S PLC, said the thieves had made off with “an unconfirmed sum of money” and added it would offer a large reward for information leading to their arrest and the return of the loot.
However it has been reported that the amount involved is over £130 million in Swedish Krona, which if correct makes it one of the world's biggest robberies.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Your swish is my command!
Harry Potter might be a dab hand at casting spells but we’ve yet to see him use his wand to switch off Holby City, series link EastEnders or mute Jeremy Kyle mid-rant. And that’s because the annoying little brat has only got a wand, not the Wand.
Utterly astounding, this beautifully crafted gizmo looks like the kind of thing you might find in Diagon Alley. The difference is you use it to control your telly, Sky, digibox, stereo or any other infra-red device via various abracadabra-ish gestures. Simply swish, whirl and flick to change channels, adjust volume and much more. Incredible! What Katie and Peter Did Next? *ZAP!* Who cares? Your swish really is its command.
Totally button-free, the Wand can ‘learn’ up to 13 infrared codes from your existing remote(s) and fling them into the ether when you perform one of 13 predefined gestures. It’s a kind of magic. Okay, it isn’t but making Vernon Kay vanish has never been such fun. Silencio Imbecilicus!
So don’t be a Muggle, get ordering. It’s totally wizard!
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