Friday, July 31, 2009
JK Divorce Entrance Dance
1st we had the wedding dance entrance
Now let's see what happens 6 months later!
A Direct Hit (Ouch)
This kid calls his brother into the bathroom to check out a black widow spider then launches a tomato at him from point blank range for a direct hit.
Smell Like “Our Lady of Guadalupe” Spray
That's right, now everyone can smell like the saint of Latin America, along with other religious saints. Certain to drive off those pesky demons following you around.
"100% Genuine!" (really?)
"100% Genuine!" (really?)
Casper The Commuter Cat
A cat has become such a well-known user of a Devon bus service that its drivers know where to let him off.
Watch the BBC news video below ....
20th January 2010 Latest Update Here
Giant Mousetrap
A giant Mousetrap built over the weekend of 4th and 5th July at The Lamb Public House in Surbiton, England.
It was all done in aid of The Shooting Star Children's Hospice by regulars and Homager de Fromagers from the pub
Black Cat
If you’ve never really understood the expression ‘herding cats’, you’ll get it after playing Black Cat.
The game is somewhat of a combination between Go and Minesweeper, except the object here is to prevent a cat from running off the board by placing circles around it.
However, with every circle you put down, little Chairman Meow makes an evasive move, just like a real kitty.
Click on the picture to start the game. It really is quite addictive !!!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Teeny Weeny Dissolvable Bikini
The saucy thong swimsuit looks like a real bikini but DISAPPEARS after just a few seconds in water.
Sellers in Germany bill the dissolving Get Naked costume as a chance for men to get their own back after a break-up.
It seems to be a normal Bikini, but after 3 minutes contact with water it will fall to pieces !
Don't worry Girls they are also sell dissolving Shorts for Men, so all is fair in love and war ...
Does it actually work ? Find out for yourself and watch the video here
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Sellers in Germany bill the dissolving Get Naked costume as a chance for men to get their own back after a break-up.
It seems to be a normal Bikini, but after 3 minutes contact with water it will fall to pieces !
Don't worry Girls they are also sell dissolving Shorts for Men, so all is fair in love and war ...
Does it actually work ? Find out for yourself and watch the video here
Buy Here
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
The mystery of Ireland's worst driver
Irish police chasing a Polish driver who had apparently committed more then 50 motoring offences have discovered the embarrassing truth.
Officers had been puzzled how the mysterious ‘Prawo Jazdy’ had always produced his documents – but with a different address each time.
However, they have now discovered that ‘Prawo Jazdy’ is Polish for driving licence, reports the BBC.
An internal Garda memo, reported in Irish papers, said officers taking details of Polish traffic offenders had been mistakenly using ‘Prawo Jazdy’, printed in the top right corner of the driving licence, as the holder’s name.
“Prawo Jazdy is actually the Polish for driving licence and not the first and surname on the licence,” the police memo said.
“It is quite embarrassing to see the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities.”
A Garda spokesman declined to comment on the reports.
Where Road & Runway Meet - Gibraltar Airport
Gibraltar Airport is no ordinary airport -- it’s runway has a major public road crossing it (Winston Churchill Avenue) meaning that every time a plane is due to land or take-off the road has to be closed much like a railway level crossing.
The average time for an aircraft to land or depart is 10 minutes, so on busy days the road can be closed for over two hours.
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Want to buy a spiderman watch at Amazon?
I know Amazon say they have fixed this problem and they may have removed the anal beads but if you try the search now you should see item 4 as "Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects"
See it here
More Interesting facts
A couple of days ago I posted some interesting true facts about how certain phrases entered our language from as far back as the 1500's (Original post here), here are some more:
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving left overs in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving left overs in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Thug Attacks Skater With Gun (BANNED VIDEO)
YouTube removed this video in their usual way of protecting criminals, but not before it was saved and uploaded all over the Internet.
In the video, a gun-wielding gang banger points his gun at a skateboarder kid, but the skater wrestles the gun from the thug and beats his ass good. Then other skaters converge and bash the shit out of the thug and his gang banger friends with their skateboards.
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Google Boob View, Sorry Street View
Maybe this blonde would have covered up if she’d seen the Google Street View car coming her way.
Press the + sign on the embedded Street View map below – it’s all set up for you to take a closer look.
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Best Wedding Video Ever !!!
I first watched this video back in 2007 and I have to admit even though many have tried to better it, this is still my favourite ....
If someone or something has impressed you more (wedding related), please send me the link and I will post it on here
The man who's allergic to Wi-Fi
Steve Miller, a club DJ, claims he's allergic to Wi-Fi internet waves. Exposure to Wi-Fi leaves him feeling dizzy, sick and disorientated.
The condition has forced him into near exile as he is unable to use trains, stay in hotels or visit his local high street because of his sensitivity to the waves. "If I fancy a pint I have to travel three miles to the only pub in my area that doesn't have it. I can't just go to the shops because huge parts of the high street affect me."
Around 2% of the population suffers from what is called 'Electromagnetic Hypersensetivity'.
As a DJ, Steve who had a residency at the Ibiza nightclub Pacha before his allergy says he's missed out on a lot of overseas opportunities for gigs because airports and most hotels have Wi-Fi.
The only place where he says he can escape the "electrosmog" is in his own home – a detached house with 18in thick granite walls in a village near Falmouth, Cornwall.
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Can you see it ? I can't !!!!
I found another one of those damned MindFuck things. But I just can’t find the stupid, trivial, mindless reason why this photo is worthy of an MF label.
If you can see it, please add a comment to tell me what I am missing, thanks.
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If you can see it, please add a comment to tell me what I am missing, thanks.
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Friday, July 24, 2009
What Does A Muslim Pussy Look Like ?
Oh, come on! What the hell were you thinking ??
thanks to Graham11950
Nirvana vs Rick Astley
Yes, I know Rick Rolling has been done to death but when you take the vocal track Never Gonna Give You Up and mash it up with Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit you have an instant club hit on your hands.
WOW Camel vs Car
This footage of a road accident involving a camel was captured in Kolhapur, India by journalist Todd Baer.
As you’ll see in the video the camel is laid out on the front of the car and through the windscreen. Then she rolls over onto her feet and walks away as if nothing happened.
Amazing considering the damage to the car that would lead you to believe the camel was hit at a fair speed.
1040 BHP Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
The Rolls Royce Silver Shadow was never the best looking car in the world. Even back in the 60’s and 70’s when it was produced it still looked dated and I must admit the tuned one featured here doesn’t do anything for me either.
Sure it’s got a V8 Hemi and nitro system knocking out an impressive 1040 HP but would you really want to be seen cruising round in it?
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