I still have no idea where the emergency exits are ????
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Fluro orange wireframe Lamborghini dazzles on display in London hotel
It may look like a computer generated illustration, but the supercar above is actually a dazzlingly complex art installation.
Artist Benedict Radcliffe spent five months creating this wireframe model of his dream Lamborghini, currently turning heads on display in a London hotel.
Utilising 160 feet of thick wire to create the life-size model, Radcliffe, 32, spent four months working on the bending and welding the materials into position before painting it fluro orange.
This is just so wrong !!!!
A TWO Year-Old Smokes a Pack a Day .....
Tong Liangliang was taught how to light up by his father, who believed the habit would alleviate pain caused by a hernia.
The toddler now smokes a pack of cigarettes a day and throws a tantrum if he can’t get his fix.
Tong received his first cigarette at the age of 18 months in a bid to reduce the discomfort caused by his hernia. The boy’s tender age meant he was too young to have an operation.
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Tong Liangliang was taught how to light up by his father, who believed the habit would alleviate pain caused by a hernia.
The toddler now smokes a pack of cigarettes a day and throws a tantrum if he can’t get his fix.
Tong received his first cigarette at the age of 18 months in a bid to reduce the discomfort caused by his hernia. The boy’s tender age meant he was too young to have an operation.
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Monday, June 29, 2009
Interesting facts (part 16)
The amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class: $40,000
The city with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The city with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
The average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear: 7
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
Someone didn't listen correctly !!!
It should read 'The Half-Blood Prince' Ha Ha, bet they feel stupid now ....
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The most beautiful combination of Bike and Car I have ever seen !!!!
After 10000 hours of hard work, more than 10 years from time to time in the garage and about 15000 Euros spent, the Snaefell was ready to ride!
Note the 3 exhausts!
This is a sidecar, right? So, have a look at this nice, well finished and comfortable interior. All hand made naturarly!
As you can see, the result is really impressive for a work done by an amateur...
The vehicle is very neat and the finishing is astounding. The general design is quite beautiful, which is quite rare throughout the sidecar production.
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Note the 3 exhausts!
This is a sidecar, right? So, have a look at this nice, well finished and comfortable interior. All hand made naturarly!
As you can see, the result is really impressive for a work done by an amateur...
The vehicle is very neat and the finishing is astounding. The general design is quite beautiful, which is quite rare throughout the sidecar production.
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Rules of the BBQ
It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity .
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.
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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.
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I know it's wrong (sorry) ........
Blame it on the boogie !!
In more bad taste ....
What are Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas this year ?
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Patrick Swayze!
In more bad taste ....
What are Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson expecting for Christmas this year ?
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Patrick Swayze!
Two Priests on Holiday
They were determined to make this a real holiday by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really out rageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" gear.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde who was just wearing nothing but a bikini bottom, came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,"nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini bottom, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning Father ~ Good morning Father,"and started to walkaway.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied,"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" gear.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde who was just wearing nothing but a bikini bottom, came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,"nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini bottom, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning Father ~ Good morning Father,"and started to walkaway.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady." "Yes, Father?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
She replied,"Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."
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Friday, June 26, 2009
Fake Tan-go
Never ones to miss out on a marketing opportunity, Tango are flogging their own brand of self tan....Fake Tan-Go.
It's only £5.99 - so would you buy it? I seriously hope not!
Man Blows His Brains Out (NSFW) This Is Real And Not Funny
Please do not look at this as the header is true and it's not for the faint hearted, sorry ...
Health & Safety - What A Load Of Bollocks ...
Families living in a block of flats have been told to remove welcome mats from their porches because they are a health and safety risk.
They have also been told to remove pot plants because they create trip hazards and fire risks.
Residents at the block in Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffs. say the items have never caused problems. However, council officials claim that if people have to evacuate the properties in the event of a fire they could trip over the obstacles.
Annette Ball, a grandmother who lives at Port Vale Court, said the rules were ridiculous. She said: "We've tried to make our porches homely, but we're not even allowed to have a picture on the wall. "We are going to officially appeal against these new rules."
The fire regulations came in a year ago, but the latest inspection by Stoke City Council left them with a number of concerns.
John Daniels, the council cabinet member for housing and neighbourhood services, defended the decision.
He said: "Fire regulations that apply to places like Port Vale Court are becoming more stringent every year.
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They have also been told to remove pot plants because they create trip hazards and fire risks.
Residents at the block in Burslem, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffs. say the items have never caused problems. However, council officials claim that if people have to evacuate the properties in the event of a fire they could trip over the obstacles.
Annette Ball, a grandmother who lives at Port Vale Court, said the rules were ridiculous. She said: "We've tried to make our porches homely, but we're not even allowed to have a picture on the wall. "We are going to officially appeal against these new rules."
The fire regulations came in a year ago, but the latest inspection by Stoke City Council left them with a number of concerns.
John Daniels, the council cabinet member for housing and neighbourhood services, defended the decision.
He said: "Fire regulations that apply to places like Port Vale Court are becoming more stringent every year.
What A Bunching Of Fucking Assholes
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wimbledon church charges tennis fans £20 a day to park on top of graves
Desperate tennis fans with nowhere to park for the Wimbledon tournament are paying £20 to leave their cars on graves in a nearby churchyard.
St Mary's Church in Wimbledon Village is offering spectators parking spots on consecrated ground for £20 a day, directly above the remains of parishioners.
The proceeds of the unofficial parking scheme go to charity but some residents are angry with the plan, describing it as 'disrespectful'.
One resident, Tim Brown, 38, said it was completely 'out of order'.
'The expression to feel like someone's walked over your grave - well imagine a 4x4 parked over your grave.
'I think it's disrespectful to people who have family buried there. I noticed it the other day when I was walking past, about six or seven cars parked there.
'There's plenty of parking elsewhere for tennis-goers, Wimbledon make absolutely loads more parking available during the tennis.'
The church has since backtracked and apologised, restricting parking only to the adjacent field.
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St Mary's Church in Wimbledon Village is offering spectators parking spots on consecrated ground for £20 a day, directly above the remains of parishioners.
The proceeds of the unofficial parking scheme go to charity but some residents are angry with the plan, describing it as 'disrespectful'.
One resident, Tim Brown, 38, said it was completely 'out of order'.
'The expression to feel like someone's walked over your grave - well imagine a 4x4 parked over your grave.
'I think it's disrespectful to people who have family buried there. I noticed it the other day when I was walking past, about six or seven cars parked there.
'There's plenty of parking elsewhere for tennis-goers, Wimbledon make absolutely loads more parking available during the tennis.'
The church has since backtracked and apologised, restricting parking only to the adjacent field.
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A professor at the University of London was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the frontrow and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably out with his mates.'
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the frontrow and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'
She replied, 'Probably out with his mates.'
Dusty Drawers ....
I know it's old but it's still funny ....
One evening a husband, thinking it would be funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snigger, “It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”
One evening a husband, thinking it would be funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!” His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. “What the Hell is this?” he said to himself as a small dust cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, “Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She replied with a snigger, “It’s not talcum powder honey… it’s Miracle Grow!”
Use This Crowbar ....
It's not what they are wearing but it's the writing on the wall that is more scary !!!
Good advice from your mum
Remember when your Mother told you to never take candy from strangers ?
This is why ....
This is why ....
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
What colours can you see ????
No matter how strongly you want to believe you are seeing blue, red and green spirals here, there is no blue colour in this image. There is only green, red and orange. What you think is blue is actually green. You can check this through Photoshop, if you need confirmation.
It's your eyes that deceive you.
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Man drinks daughter's breast milk to combat cancer
Cancer sufferer Tim Browne pours a rather bizarre ingredient over his breakfast cornflakes – his daughter’s breast milk.
Mum-of-one Georgia, 27, expresses her milk after feeding baby son Monty, then delivers it to her ailing dad in the hope that it will boost his immune system as he battles colon and liver cancer.
And one month after drinking her milk mixed with his daily pinta, scans showed that 67-year-old Tim’s cancer had reduced.
Tim, a retired teacher, of Calne, Wilts, UK, said: “It’s not unpleasant – just slightly pungent and oily. But once it is mixed with cow’s milk, I can’t taste it.
“I do feel like I have a special bond with Georgia and Monty.”
Daughter Georgia, of Bristol, said: “I don’t find it strange at all. I’m just glad to help. My mum Carole and my siblings are right behind it. In fact, they all think it’s quite funny – and Dad’s told his friends.”
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Mum-of-one Georgia, 27, expresses her milk after feeding baby son Monty, then delivers it to her ailing dad in the hope that it will boost his immune system as he battles colon and liver cancer.
And one month after drinking her milk mixed with his daily pinta, scans showed that 67-year-old Tim’s cancer had reduced.
Tim, a retired teacher, of Calne, Wilts, UK, said: “It’s not unpleasant – just slightly pungent and oily. But once it is mixed with cow’s milk, I can’t taste it.
“I do feel like I have a special bond with Georgia and Monty.”
Daughter Georgia, of Bristol, said: “I don’t find it strange at all. I’m just glad to help. My mum Carole and my siblings are right behind it. In fact, they all think it’s quite funny – and Dad’s told his friends.”
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
How To Test Your Bra !!!
Ladies strip down to their undies to test support and stability on UK roller coaster.
Is this a fair test or should it be over a longer time period?
Monday, June 22, 2009
Lewis Hamilton vs Heikki Kovalainen
Vodafone McLaren Mercedes’ Lewis Hamilton & Heikki Kovalainen go head to head in a most unusual race.
I liked it. They can be my taxi drivers any day.
Huge KFC Logo
Now that’s one big KFC logo, the question on my mind is - why?
Maybe it’s part of some ad campaign the Colonel is paying for or the people behind it drank too much Bud the night before and thought it would be a great idea in their drunken stupor.
Either way, it’s pretty damn cool how they’ve done it.
The KFC Colonel was constructed from 65,000 1-foot-square tiles laid out in the Mojave desert
Tennis Boobs ....
No joke. Nearly 2,000 people have joined the Facebook group to stop Simona Halep from getting a breast reduction surgery. The 17-year-old Romanian tennis star says that her 34DD breasts are in the way of her game. Plastic surgeons tend not to perform reduction surgery on young women whose breasts might still be growing. But the Halep is putting her shot at a professional career before potential health issues. The Facebook group is siding with plastic surgeons, but not for her health. They clearly have other intentions...
Interesting facts (part 15)
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and in lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.
First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
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